1. |
Who R U
03:02
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(Verse 1)
I’m a criminal who stole the game,
Screws are loose I am insane,
Robbie Random’s white and plain,
Fucked a bitch I made her rain,
But I like that pussy wild yeah I fucked that girl untamed,
I am home grown American made.
Ford, Chrysler, GMC I rep the D, The motor city.
Though I claim from Novi I’m keeping the mitten busy.
White as a toilet bowl my music’s viewed as shitty.
But I whip my dick out now I’m the one who’s pissing
On your dreams,
Change of scheme,
Light me up I tend to gleam,
Thinking just like Wisconsin because my mind is on the cheese,
Feel the breeze, from you knees,
Cause you’re mouth is Hurricane Katrina
And my dick is New Orleans
D-D-Drew Brees
I’m not the saint, or the god of rap,
I’m afraid I died and went to hell and became Satan’s one and only mother fucking brat.
My verses are my children, a.k.a my little rug-rats,
Now I’m cumming on these pussies,
Milk for the kitty cats.
Miss match, kiss my ass,
Go an assume that a white kid couldn’t rap,
Fuck that!
Now I’m back and mentally jacked
Face the facts I am the master
All I hear is fucking laughter
Cause I’m like safe sex,
A dick in a rapper
(Chrous)
Yeah, Who the Fuck are you (Repeat 4x)
(Verse 2)
You didn’t know what I could do
Just kicking ass like kung-fu
Fuck me? Fuck you!
Please do and thank you
Because I think you’re sexy and I wouldn’t mind screwing you.
Nawh you missed your chance and now we’re through.
I’ll blow up soon just light the fuse
You didn’t like me whoopdidoo
Excuse me if I’m being rude
But kiss my ass and smoke my pubes,
Sorry didn’t mean to fuck your girl dude
But I’m still flintstoned yabadadadoo
puff puff passing till it ashes and we all fall down
ring around the fucking doobie now I’m higher then a cloud
Nick knack paddy whack I gave some girl a boner
And all it took was one quick look an a few fucking corneas
(Chrous)
Yeah, Who the Fuck are you (Repeat 4x)
(Verse 3)
I fucked this girl so dumb
I think she made my dick retarded
Cause my rockets slow to start before it’s fully James Harden
Pardon me
I mean Yoa Ming if it’s a size thing
Like how the hell does shaq fuck a bitch
Who only comes up to his knees
I had a girly take a selfie
With me sleeping kinda creepy
But Robbie baby
I was only tweeting
To tell my followers that you fucked me
You said I was the only woman that you loved
Yeah I use that line on everyone
So sorry for the vulgar lines
I was only having fun
My mind can be an asshole
And now it has the runs
An if you could not stomach this
Here’s a tums we’re almost done
Wait where’s my drugs
Oh fuck
(Chrous)
Yeah, Who the Fuck are you (Repeat 4x)
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2. |
Mr. Underrated
04:02
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(Verse 1)
I’m sick and tired
I’m sick and tired
I’m sick of people telling me I’ll never be admired
Cause I always have a lighter clenched in my damn hand
I aspire to get higher fly like peter pan and never-never land
I mean man,
Im mean man,
What began,
As nothing,
Is now something that I can believe in.
If you don’t like it, just see how much I care
When I turn around and got a single finger in the air, Yeah
The middle one
Yeah, That fuck you stamp
Dedicated to everyone saying I’d fail in the past.
They sit back relax laugh and act like you’re a joke,
But a few years later they love the songs that you wrote?
It’s fucked up,
But I don’t give a damn
A fan is a fan and that means money in my hands
Just to prance and dance around on stage
In front of everyone who claimed that you was lame
Are now the reason that im getting paid?
(Chorus)
Don’t stop now boy you can’t run
Wash away your fear with the rum
So don’t loose hope oh man give them a show
Prove them all wrong and you did it alone,
Oh Yeah!
Well that’s the same old shit.
Nobody believed him and then he went and did it.
He was highly underestimated
Told them he would never make it
Go and shove it in their faces
He was Mister Underrated
(Verse 2)
I’m not king,
I’m just a normal human being
Addicted to summer steam sales
Watching porn and smoking weed
And whats a god to me?
Nothing!
Because I never believed
In anything,
Except working hard for my dreams;
I mean,
My whole life I was picked on,
Brought down I’m fixed on
Making you all listen
To Robbie fucking Random
I don’t wanna be voiceless
After all life’s pointless
If we just dwell on the choices
That we made
I’m sick of being the under dog
Labeled as a failure imma prove ya’ll wrong A college dropout with ambition
on a mission with a vision ya’ll will witness Happen at any given minute
Driven to be the best
Amazing, I’m still stuck here chasing
Star gazing wondering what it would be like to be famous
Cause this was all a dream,
To me,
A little white boy from a small suburban city
(Chorus)
Don’t stop now boy you can’t run
Wash away your fear with the rum
So don’t loose hope oh man give them a show
Prove them all wrong and you did it alone,
Oh Yeah!
Well that’s the same old shit.
Nobody believed him and then he went and did it.
He was highly underestimated
Told them he would never make it
Go and shove it in their faces
He was Mister Underrated
(Verse 3)
See, Growing up white kids acted black to seem cool
And black kids acted like white dudes
Look in the mirror dude that’s not you
Who gives shit what you are cause either way ya’ll bout to get schooled
Cause Im gonna be a prodigy
Brand new sort of anomaly so sorry I forgot the formality
That’s bad of me but I’m already rapping
Like who is he? I’m interesting
Dissing anything randomly and I guess that’s why they call him Robbie random because, I am an outcast
Raised in upper middle class
My hometown kids used their daddy’s money to brag
But Fuck them
I hated my class
They treated me bad
For something that they never thought that I had
Swag
Im so glad
I got pissed
And was treated like shit
Especially from Hailey the Gweeto you think I forget, Bitch!
We was just kids,
But you made my life a living hell now the tables flipped from the titty twits.
This is the outcome,
This Voiceless album,
Inspired by the bullying, and breakups, and a fucking drug problem.
Toxins couldn’t kill me,
And neither could the bullies,
and I may have lost my love but, hey, I got some pussy.
And I know that I’m crude, and I know that I’m rude,
But I don’t give a fuck what people think of me dude!
I say shit to say shit
And if you got a problem with that go fuck yourself but have a nice day prick.
(Chorus)
Don’t stop now boy you can’t run
Wash away your fear with the rum
So don’t loose hope oh man give them a show
Prove them all wrong and you did it alone,
Oh Yeah!
Well that’s the same old shit.
Nobody believed him and then he went and did it.
He was highly underestimated
Told them he would never make it
Go and shove it in their faces
He was Mister Underrated
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3. |
Hashtag
03:29
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At 18 I made a little thing called a twitter
Honestly I thought it help me get bigger
It kind of did, but in a different sort of mixture
I wasn’t glad I had the sad twitter
For the first time I saw the pictures, I tweet I miss her
With the little hashtag the miffers
I could barely pull down my zipper
I couldn’t walk straight and I still had to be home for dinner
Mister Take an interest in my life when you facebook like me
Bite me I’ll be here all week Well
I’m sure you fucking knew that from the news feed or the tweets
Sheesh, I got room in the sheets,
But you don’t quite like me like that do you
Don’t worry bitch I can see right through you
I wouldn’t kick your ass cause I couldn’t get my footloose
Don’t you fucking love every time I hash tag you?
I got a call from my mom when I woke up
Telling me the hokes up
When she brought me down with the hopes of ever rapping
When she doesn’t show my songs love
Says Robert you’re to kind to drugs
I don’t wanna hear your music or get calls from grandma
Saying that your music is unholy
She told me to block all the family so they don’t know that I’m a fucking druggie
I’ll hashtag that one lovely
Looks like you declared war with the wrong junkie
So blunt please
I’ll retweet that with a hashtag
We should call twitter rap cause all we do is brag
Girlys tweet about their life’s like their boyfriend never treats uhm right
fuck men I should be a dyke right?
You’re wrong bitch
You post the pics on purpose
I know you want attention so you don’t feel like you’re worthless
Well if I got to be honest with you bitch
You don’t deserve shit
So shut that pretty mouth before I do it with my curved dick
And now I’m pissed
Was that shit to raw?
Did I spit so cold that the words won’t thaw?
Did I leave you with aw or shock
Well it’s not that hard to go on facebook privacy settings press block
Or delete me
I don’t really care what you decide
Most likely I’m still getting high
Just to make sure
you can check my last tweet
and it says I’m getting pretty high on the green leaf capisce
retweet retweet Hashtag stoner
I facebook stalk my ex like a loner
She tweets she’s in love again
Facebook official with another man
Hashtag I’m in love with him
Well now I blubberin
Coverin
Up all the feeling’s of the hurt
cause I know that she’s in love with him
And now I’m looking at the pictures
And I drink a couple mixtures
And I’m drunk an I Hashtag slizzard
I guess I’m drunk again
Because the jack has got me tweeting like im drunk and sort of feminine
Then again I guess it’s really feminine that’s really the best comparison
You’re tweeting every minute and it’s getting really embarrassing
This is embarrassing for you huh?
You think I give a single fuck what you say nawh
This is America
Where we follow the stars and then we go grab a beer and watch a facebook wall
Yeah Hashtag stereotype for all the posers
Hashtag Mario cart for the all the stoners
Hashtag jaeger bombs away for all the drinkers
Hashtag I don’t give a for the thinkers
Jeepers creepers I smoked all the reefer
Then I try to tweeter but I slowly teeter
Tweet tonight that you just might delete her
Fuck that bra you know you wanna see her
I’m so sick of the social network shit
All I ever see is people bitch and bitch but
I am a hypocrite
And I don’t give a fuck
So if you wanna open up you better suck my nuts
Now, what’s a fella to do
Cause he’s tweeting all the time
And he has no one to talk to
He’s fucking going nuts
And I think his brains loose
Cause he’s chirping at himself all alone in a room
So I tweet I quit Hashtag fuck this
Your twitter smells bad from all of the bullshit
It looks like my twitter can rest in peace
So here’s my final tweet
Hashtag delete
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4. |
Stuck on You
03:20
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(Verse 1)
I’m stuck on notes and photographs.
Moving to the heart broke dance.
And if this is the last breath that I’ll ever breathe,
I just want you to know you’re still the girl of my dreams
But that’s just how the story goes
Love will come and then it goes
And if these are the last words that I’ll ever Speak, I just want you to know you’re still the girl of my dreams
(Chorus)
In my life ive never been so confused
Ears not pierced, no jewelry for you
Yes my heart was just a fool that fell for you, yeah.
Smitten by that smile I haven’t seen in a while
But tonight my hearts stuck on you
(Verse 2)
Lonely nights and empty glass
Moving to the heart broke dance
And if this is the last breath that I’ll ever breathe,
I just want you to know you’re still the girl of my dreams
And I’m still getting faded
Trying to be famous
You always told me baby you believed that I could make it
But even if I made it
I wouldn’t have it all
You’re the only thing I wanted and now your long gone
Let her go let her go
They all say the same man you got to let her go
But I don’t really care what they say even though they’re right
Cause I just want to miss you tonight
(Chorus)
In my life ive never been so confused
Ears not pierced, no jewelry for you
Yes my heart was just a fool that fell for you, yeah.
Smitten by that smile I haven’t seen in a while
But tonight my hearts stuck on you
(Bridge)
I don’t know what to say and I don’t know to do
But for some reason baby I’m still stuck on you
(Chorus 2x Repeat)
In my life ive never been so confused
Ears not pierced, no jewelry for you
Yes my heart was just a fool that fell for you, yeah.
Smitten by that smile I haven’t seen in a while
But tonight my hearts stuck on you
In my life ive never been so confused
Ears not pierced, no jewelry for you
Yes my heart was just a fool that fell for you, yeah.
Smitten by that smile I haven’t seen in a while
But tonight my hearts stuck on you
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5. |
One Star
03:38
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(Intro)
One star will fall
One star tonight
One star will fall
Let’s wish tonight
(Chorus)
I close my eyes I see the sky
One star begins to fall
I make a wish that you and I
Will meet again and fall
Cut the ropes loose the ties
Deep down I know you’re gone.
(Verse 1)
Here we go
Same ole shit
Yeah
Smash a fifth then smoke a bowl
Got five to sip got five to smoke
And I got all night so to that I’ll toast
I’m toppsey turby I’m getting faded
I’m Taking shots till you can’t taste it
And finding a whole a new meaning to getting fucked up and wasted
Yeah like how the fuck did we get here
From young love to hams beer
To so drunk I can’t steer
I’m belligerent with no fear
Just yelling at the stars
I see one fall away It makes me wonder how you are
(Chorus)
I close my eyes I see the sky
One star begins to fall
I make a wish that you and I
Will meet again and fall
Cut the ropes loose the ties
Deep down I know you’re gone.
(Verse 2)
Here’s to the nights that we never had
Here’s to the nights that I want you back
Here’s to the nights where I shared my bead
Cause I felt so alone and I can’t forget
The way you felt
The way you moved
The way you laughed you owned the room
All eyes on you
Cause you’re beautiful you know it to and I know you do
Now things have changed
You’re at the bar and im chasing fame
There kind of cute numbers exchanged
A few more drinks you’re swept away
Ease your pain just for the night
You make wish
That when you wake up in the morning
You won’t remember this
(Chorus)
I close my eyes I see the sky
One star begins to fall
I make a wish that you and I
Will meet again and fall
Cut the ropes loose the ties
Deep down I know you’re gone.
(Verese 3)
If I had a thousand wishes I would spend them all on you
But this isn’t a fairy tale happy endings are few
If I see a shooting I’ll keep making the same wish
That you have a happy ending and forget all of this
We were young when we fell in love
And the world just does what it does
Ran its course and showed us how to loose someone
But either way I’ll keep wishing the best for you
Cause I’d still like to think that you care about me too.
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6. |
Voiceless
03:41
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(Verse 1)
Yo, I’m pissed at all the critics
People judging how I live
Addicted popping pills
And always living on the edge
Driving drunk
With a blunt in my mouth
And a fifth in my hand
Screaming out the window I don’t give a damn
Vandalizing cars in the cul-de-sac
Your friend lived at
Cause the stupid bitch was an alcoholic brat
Lets be honest
I’m astonished
That it even came to that
And you blame it on the alcohol
You used to be like that
We used to be tight that’s
Over sayonara to the girl I was in love with
Fuck it now I’m tearing up imma change the subject
I’m a fake I’m a bum
They wont play any of my music at a single club
Im fucked I’m done last songs been sung
Yeah cry like bitch then I get back up
Yeah I get back up
And That’s whats keeps me going
The fact that I am good enough
But I get passed up
Told that all the time
Friends told me I was dumb to try
Stars in the eyes I told the world that I would fly
Or die falling from the sky
In smoke filled cloud
A college drop out I doubted
I could make my parents proud
I’m voiceless a little pip squeak
A freak with a dream
My own team my jersey reads 23
So go in fuck with me
Cause I know that I can take it
Face it you’re in the presence of greatness
(Chorus)
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
(Verse 2)
Good riddance
Have the time of your life
Imma have a green day
Followed by a green night
I was told I lacked the swagger
Rather skills and looks were factors
Ignore the chatter and laugher
And realize it doesn’t matter
What other people think yeah they all talk shit
I just look them in the eye and say fuck you bitch
I’m morphing metaphors on a morphine trip
Then record a record and preform that shit
While the whole time thinking do I really want this
Am I doing it for me or the chick that I miss?
I wish…I wish I could kiss those lips
Block it all out and I can’t quit now
Then let it all out on the stage to the crowd
Remember why you’re here right now
Man you’re here right now so you can let it all out then get brought back down
Cruising in my fusion
Smoking Knowing I can do it
Viewing music as a great escape
Using it to get away
Fueling it with all the pain
Popping pills to medicate
Dropping tracks that no one plays
I swear that this is gonna change
Remember Robbie Random’s name
In your gaze im outa place but I can take it
Face it
I’ll make it
You’re in the presence of greatness
(Chorus)
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
(Bridge)
Late nights with no sleep
And still know one knows me
Got no cash
Still live at home but I still got my dreams
So say what you please
It wont bother me
Cause I don’t give a damn what you think about me
No I don’t give a fuck
go in say what you
cause at the end of the day I’m turning up
(Chorus)
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
Listen up I’m amazing
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
I don’t give a damn what you’re saying
Only care about what I’m saying
Turn it up
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7. |
The Group
04:22
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(Verse 1)
Awh Yeah, Robbie Random
The Group, Here we go
Late night driving down white pines
Get the group, yeah, party time
Call up the girls that we used to be friends with
But they grew up and turned into party dimes
Now they think they to good for us
But they stop coming round cause we fuck too much
And then we get to drunk and then we end up naked with puke on our chest in the bathroom tub
Friends gather here
Way back then
Jeff, James, Willard, Zack, Vince, Kevin and Ben
At the Hayward Inn
We all have one
The place we go to get drunk when were to young
Buying fifths from the Skamlet with no ID
Just kids but we knew how to party
Back then didn’t care about anything
Least of all graduating
But the years go by
Now I’m 21
It hasn’t been this long but I’m watching memoires in my head like a re run
God damn, those days are the great ones
So fun but then I get dumped
Most of my friends leave, grow up, or get a life, move on
But I still haven’t changed deep down were still the same but life goes on
(Chorus)
New School change of scene
New group starts hanging out with me
Experiment with things
Start smoking weed
Next thing I Know I’m pill popping
I cant stop everybody seems to do the same thing
So shout out to my old group for teaching me how to party
(Rap Again)
So go hard
I said it go hard
But honestly you’ll never throw party like ours
Well who knows honestly I don’t give a shit
Tonight Ill be in back dancing to own hit
Damn I guess im a hypocrite
I said I hate party music
One song man forget it, grab a red solo cup and then fill it because
Tonight we’re going hard making more memories (Repeat 3x)
So here’s a toast to the group for all the memories
(Verse 2)
New Verse, the chorus ends
Two more shots then we’re going in
All the girls wanna do now is dress up and go clubbing
Grind on guy cloths on fucking
Really though it’s boring
Only came here looking for some one-night loving
In the group I was one girl fucking
Then I make a hit now im up to a dozen
So I
Go out get a few new numbers
All Thanks to the booze
Wake up to an empty wallet
And a brand new tattoo
Get text from my roommate like
Where you at dude
This aint my room
Now all the fuck I wanna know is I ended up going home with who?
I don’t know
Honestly I don’t care
No memory how the fuck did I get here
All I know is I gotta leave in a little bit
Before she wakes up and says she’s in love with
Me
Man that would suck
But Look at the bright side I fucked
She was probably a slut and I was really drunk
So I walked out her door with smile and a strut
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